Wednesday #limerick: carnage, jerk, puncture

Each Wednesday, I write a limerick using the words from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: carnage, jerk, puncture

To puncture an ego takes work;
let your comments cause carnage, don't lurk!
Go chainsaw that blogger
like a maniac logger,
the Internet *needs* one more jerk!

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  1. LOVE it! But I just can't bring myself to be a jerk. I only do that when I have PMS. LOL!!!

  2. You never fail to bring that smile on our faces with your excellent limericks, whatever may be the three prompt words!! Those helpful hints are really good!! :D

  3. Good use of both rhyme and meter...

  4. I like this. Does that make me a jerk?

  5. Great limerick but my guess is any comment is good for a blogger as it shows you have been read. It's almost like collecting friends on Facebook.


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