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My name is Noland. Tony Noland. I make things up, then I write them down. Then I re-write them a couple of times until they sound nice. After that, I give them to you so you can read them. It's a pretty good system.
"How do I contact you?"
E.mail is best: email@example.com
"Where can I find you in social media?"
Twitter is my favorite place: @TonyNoland
I'm also around the other usual dark alleyways:
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"What can you tell me about your writing?"
My most recent novel is "Verbosity's Vengeance: A Grammarian Adventure Novel", a superhero science fiction book. It's the story of the Grammarian, Lexicon City's smartest hero, who will use the power of perfect punctuation and the strength of superior syntax to defeat the nefarious Professor Verbosity... just as soon as he can hire a reliable assistant. Add a goofy superhero wanna-be, a mysterious stranger, and a beautiful, brainy college professor, and the Grammarian has his work cut out for him. It's available from many online e.book retailers, including Amazon for Kindle and Kindle apps, in various formats from Smashwords, iTunes, Barnes & Noble or directly from me using this handy order widget:
"Enough about your work. What are some personal details about you?"I'm a middle child, born in St. Louis, MO back when the world was young and innocent. Although I'm a bit of a smart ass, I'm getting better about it. I lived in Chicago and mid-Michigan before moving to the Philadelphia suburbs in 1999. I'm married, with two sons, two daughters, and one dog. I sing, I own a lot of power tools and several firearms. I don't bother with counting my books anymore; I just measure them by the linear foot.