How To Avoid The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse

Step 1. Find the guy who installed the time machine in the modern Mayan ruins so he could go back and teach the ancient Mayans about movable type, gunpowder, and smallpox vaccination.

The time machine is hidden in the pyramid on the left.

Step 2. Sweet talk him until he stops mumbling, "Nobody listens to me. Nobody ever listens to me."

Step 3. Get him to go back in time AGAIN and have the Mayans reset the date of the apocalypse to 12/21/2112.

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