Wednesday #limerick: Generous, Just, Penalize

Each Wednesday, I compose a limerick based on the prompt from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: Generous, Just, Penalize

I can't quite believe my own eyes;
Like the ad said, "Generous Size!"
A convert I am,
though it read just like spam:
"To joy her, for big penalize!!"

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  1. Did I just read that right? If so ... brilliant!

  2. Very brilliant!!! Humorous, Timely, Insightful into lots of the culture of today: non-native English speakers writing ads in English, and spam from the type of spam. Such a Penis (Such Happe nis.)

  3. Wonderful limerick! It really does sound just like spam, broken English and all.


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