Wednesday #limerick: error, jingle, vindicate

Each Wednesday, I compose a limerick based on the prompt from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: error, jingle, vindicate


Don't "vindicate" that you're still single
With the error of wanting to mingle
Only with gamers
(Those losers and lamers)
Who drool at each FPS jingle
 
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6 comments:

  1. I LOVE limericks, absolutely adore them! I also love TWW. Which makes this post an instant hit with me. *beams*

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  2. LOL great limerick as always.you are so great as this I've never had the knack.

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  3. fabulous 'jingle'....fun and funny, and well-done

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