I'm immobile, and so your affinity
For sharp knives in my close proximity
Makes me fear retribution
For my "redistribution"
Of your wife, your car and your big TV.
Beware the 99%. They will sneak into your house and take everything you've worked so hard to accumulate.
Fortunately, one of the benefits of having a mansion is that, after you catch the guy who took your stuff, one of the rooms in the basement makes a perfect place to... "interview" the thief.
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