Wednesday limerick: another 50 Shades of Grey

Each Wednesday, I compose a limerick based on the prompt from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: cut, endanger, hazard  (it's more fun if you read it aloud - try it!):

Don't endanger your health or your life
by offering to spank your wife.
Though she reads about Grey,
there is no fscking way!
You'll just hazard a cut with a knife!

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OW, that hurt! But it felt good! And my inner goddess is singing!

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  1. LOL- Too funny!

    That "inner goddess" has got to go.

  2. I don't know ... there might be something to that spanking thing ...

    1. I suppose there might be, but that's a topic of conversation to introduce carefully. ;-)

  3. great advice.....just try spanking me! I adore the limericks you write, and am going to find my credit card to get your book....these can be read over and over, as they are so much fun!

    1. I'm glad you enjoy them, Joanne! I hope you like the book - feel free to write a review on Amazon!

  4. the whole craze of grey mind boggles me; but if I have to hear the book reference for the umpteenth time, your limerick is just write.

  5. Certainly don't start spanking when there is a knife within reach.

  6. Funny as always!

  7. Great stuff, made me laugh out loud,,,,,,I will check out that book,,,,,

  8. Good man! Good limerick! Good advice!

    Thank you!

  9. That was amazing... :D good laugh it gave... :) :)


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