The #FakeElements meme was bouncing around Twitter this weekend. I chimed in randomly at first, then decided to start doing them in order.
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Most essential element in taxidermy solutions: hiderogen
Element found in most antibiotics: healium
Element that used to be funny: lithgowium
Essential element for effective cliffhangers: perillium
The element found in the center of an apple: coron
Essential element automotive ferries: carborne
Element found in shining armour: knightrogen
Element that fetches a high price at the pawn shop: hocksygen
The element orthopedic surgeons love: kneeon