How to flirt

Each Wednesday, I compose a limerick based on the prompt from Three Word Wednesday. Today's words are: banter, duty, element  (it's more fun if you read it aloud - try it!):


For flirting, the element prime
is banter, so have a good time!
It's not just a prelude
so you can go lay nude;
not duty, but delight sublime.

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Guys, don't skimp on the foreplay. After all, it's called foreplay for a reason. It's FUN!

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5 comments:

  1. I would comment, but I'm going to lay nude.

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  2. Prelude rhymed with lay nude -- cleverrr.

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  3. Nice!! A little whitty banter--absent of expectation--is most definitely fun.

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